Turnabout Trump Two - Transcript



Turnabout Trump 2

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mvdy: ... remember11

Apollo: My name is Apollo Justice. The most important thing to know about me is that my friend is called Clay Terran. My dad is also from Khura'in or something. I also like eyepatches and space. Today I am defending god in the murder of pichuis. Whoo boy this sure will be a tough case

clem: among drip

Apollo: &#58;preview: (This is my co counsel Clementine1007. God of comedy) He sure was a funny guy but idk when the trial will start

Bailiff: Okay it's time You can go to hell

Apollo: okay

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Hell 10 AM

Atmey: Hey I'm the judge Thoughts on women?

clem: tomboy gf Ideal world

D4nk: I kin mikan no joke Anyway let's start the trial Mr. mvdy killed pichuis at the parking lot outside of subway last night.

Apollo: I've always hated Subway

clem: You hate subway? Bro You made the sandwich

Apollo: Wow, he beat me He sure is talented

D4nk: He was spotted next to the corpse by SGB He's our witness now

Atmey: Sounds like a pretty based crime ngl Gonna go to an ad break now

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SGB: ...

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witness testimony

SGB: I saw mvdy next to the corpse There was no one else around It was pretty rainy Then the police arrested him right there

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D4nk: okay let's find him guilty now

Apollo: no

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cross examination

SGB: I saw mvdy next to the corpse

SGB: There was no one else around

SGB: It was pretty rainy

SGB: Then the police arrested him right there.

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Apollo: Are you sure mvdy never left?

SGB: I got there as soon as the gun shot was heard.

Apollo: If mvdy never left the crime scene, and shot pichuis... Then where'd the gun go?

SGB: ...

Apollo: He's gone

D4nk:

D4nk: There was a certain item found at the crime scene A used bucket of oil Do you remember the conditions of the crime scene?

Apollo: It was in front of a subway?

D4nk: It was raining

clem: Oil floats on water 1. Wait for it to rain(atached image) 2. Shoot pichuis 3. Cover the gun in oil 4. fly

D4nk: We did actually find an oil drenched gun a few streets down mvdy propbably just threw it and let the rain carry it away

Bucket of oil added in evidence Oil covered gun added in evidence

RGB: I remember everything mvdy committed the worst crime of all

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witness testimony

RGB: I saw mvdy pat pichuis's on the head He just rubbed his hand all over Horrifying experience

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RGB: filler dialogue

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cross examination

SGB: I saw mvdy pat pichuis on the head

SGB: He just rubbed his hand all over

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Apollo: He was searching for something

D4nk: Specifically, he was searching for a copy of Chicken Shoot Gold that pichuis had stolen from him. His motive was to recover it. Unfortunately, all he had on him was a copy of JFA You can see what he was searching in this image

Crime Photo added to the court record

SGB: Okay maybe he isn't as evil as I thought But

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witness testimony

SGB: mvdy still shot pichuis the gunshot was the murder method

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clem: vehicular manslaughter

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cross examination

SGB: mvdy still shot pichuis

SGB: the gunshot was the murder weapon

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Apollo: Actually if you look at this picture I didn't let you see there's no blood from the gunshot wounds Meaning he was dead for a long time before

SGB: Oh

D4nk: Yeah he actually died from a heart attack if you check this new updated autopsy I'll call the next witness to explain why

Atmey: k

To be continued

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Apollo: Okay so could you tell me what actually happened?

mvdy: ... Ever17: The Out of Infinity

clem: Top 10 video games

Bailiff: Okay you can go back to hell now

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Hell 10 AM

Atmey: k let's continue

Rei: Jean Greyerl

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witness testimony

Rei: im on a gc with pichuis, mvdy and stealphie i bought them all discord nitro because im rich mvdy probably posted something so atrocious it just killed pichuis. No idea what tho anyway do you guys game

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clem: yeah I game

D4nk: I dont....(dotsreference neil breen)

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cross examination

Rei: im on a gc with pichuis mvdy and stealphie

Rei: i bought them all discord nitro because im rich

Rei: mvdy probably posted something so atrocious it just killed Pichuis. No idea what tho

Rei: anyway do you guys game?

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Apollo: (Do I game...?)

Apollo: Yeah, I game. What video games do you like?

Rei: Huge VS and Chicken Shoot Gold fan.

Apollo: Oh? Chicken Shoot Gold? Wasn't that mvdy's motive?

Rei: Well, I actually lent the game to mvdy.

Chicken Shoot Gold added to the court record

Atmey: transitionary text

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witness testimony

Rei: love chicken shoot gold goty i leant it to mvdy then it was supoosed to go to stealphie

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clem: LOVE chicken shoot gold High score:21

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Rei: love chicken shoot gold

Rei: goty

Rei: i leant it to mvdy

Rei: then it was supposed to go to stealphie

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Atmey: ok

To be continued

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Hell 10 AM

Atmey: ok he's here now

mvdy: I will now speak in full sentences.

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witness testimony

mvdy: I was buying a sandwich at subway. When i heard metal falling. I found someone dead there. It was pichuis.

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clem: You like subway? Bro You made the sandwich

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cross-examination

mvdy: I was buying a sandwich at subway.

mvdy: When I heard metal falling.

mvdy: I found someone dead there

mvdy: It was pichuis.

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Apollo: Are you sure? If that was pichuis... Then where is Chicken Shoot Gold?

mvdy: ...

Apollo: Answer the question, God! Or do you admit pichuis is alive?

mvdy: Is that all? Lack of a game does not a survivor make I demand more proof of your brash assertions. Or, like you said, do you admit they're false?

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witness testimony

mvdy: pichuis died of a heart attack outside Subway. His corpse was shot by an unknown assailant. There is nothing out of the ordinary. Your claim is lacking in any evidence. As such, it can be labelled as baseless and ignored.

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clem: bro this is so tense it reminds me of Xenoblade Chronicles which is a game I enjoy

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cross-examination

mvdy: pichuis died of a heart attack outside Subway.

mvdy: His corpse was shot by an unknown assaillant.

mvdy: There is nothing out of the ordinary.

mvdy: Your claim is lacking in any evidence. As such it can be considered as baseless and ignored.

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Apollo: ... The person known as Stealphie is dead. Prosecutor D4nk said they were missing earlier. That was because they've been dead since the start. Notice the copy of JFA and what Stealphie will never shut up about

mvdy: What absurd conjecture....

Apollo: There's no use hiding it now, mvdy. Of the people who knew pichuis, only you saw the body. You must have known it was Stealphie!

mvdy: ... This... Is... Completely... ABSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURD

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mvdy: Fine then. I confess. pichuis is alive. He's masquerading as a bailiff. I was simply protecting him because he was the one who,d called us to the crime scene. And so I thought he was guilty.

Apollo: No further comment your honour.

Atmey: Okay good you can put him in jail for perjury now bye

D4nk: What a very sad motivation sad Like my life as a Mikan kinnie

Atmey: Oh yeah also pichuis testimony next, bye

To be continued

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Apollo: Okay so pichuis is guilty right?

mvdy: Never7: The End of Infinity

Atmey: The bailiff is on the stand so just like... You can go in now.

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Hell 10 AM

Atmey: I have no story purpose

pichuis: Nagito Komaeda

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witness testimony

pichuis: i did invite the chat but i didnt go if i had gone sgb would have seen me so let's stop talking about this and instead discuss Apollo Justice Ace Attorney

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clem: SHIT game Play Xenoblade Chronicles

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pichuis: i did invite the chat

pichuis: but i didnt go

pichuis: if i had gone sgb would have seen me

pichuis: so lets stop talking about this and instead discuss Apollo Justice Atttorney

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Apollo: There was an easy way to hide that night. By flying! It was raining that night, and you had a bucket of oil! All you had to do was cover yourself in it and fly away!

pichuis: ah, but there's no proof maybe i flew up into the sky and shot stealphie 50 times maybe i didnt

Apollo: Oh I can prove it The proof that you covered yourself in oil, flew, and shot Stealphie is...

Apollo: The oil covered gun! There's your proof! You were flying up in the sky when you shot Stealphie 50 times!

D4nk: Please stop winning its hurting my feelings As a mikan kinnie i have never succeeded at anything So this really hurts my feelings Gonna leave the entire courtroom now Because I'm sad Like my entire life

clem: Shut up

D4nk: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

clem: okay he's gone

pichuis: pls be kind my breakdown is really underwhelming now

clem: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/663058226782142464/780423139813097503/iuefhgurfihgf.mp4 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/663058226782142464/780422558192369714/no.mp4 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/663058226782142464/780421817461506058/they.mp4 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/663058226782142464/780415767321116672/video4732.mp4 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/663058226782142464/780428627329810432/video_6.mp4

pichuis: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Who wants to discuss Nagito Komaeda i just wanted to save the world. from that threat the one they call... smirkhuman. every time I see it sends me into a boiling rage and yet, in the four of us with nitro, one of us kept posting that accursed emote and so, i called them all out to that subway parking lot but when i arrived, Stealphie had died from a heart attack, probably from seeing smrikhuman i decided to fetch a bucket of oil, and execute my plan to frame the vile criminal who would use smirkhuman so i gave stealphie a costume of me, and i tossed that bucket to make a noise that would make this killer come and i framed whoever came for my murder, not knowing it would be mvdy i guess its too late for me now im sorry mvdy

Apollo: NTA they posted smirkhuman So you won't go to jail

mvdy: ... humanity is truly beautiful... Don't you think? friendships and misunderstandings that is the base of humans or, as one could put it infinity cure

Atmey: Okay please put someone in jail now this is taking too long

Apollo: Okay the killer has to be...

Apollo: It was Rei.

Rei: dont be stuypid

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witness testimony

Rei: yeah, i was on the gc, but i would never post smirkhuman im not a psycho mvdy might post it tho

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Rei: yeah, i was in the gc, but i would never post smirkhuman

Rei: im not a psycho

Rei: mvdy might post it tho

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Apollo: Shut up everyone already saw you saying it in your testimony just finish this

Rei: Jean Greyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerl

Atmey: Okay well that's done.

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mvdy: and so you've done it you've freed me. and allowed me to explore Infinity.

clem: I am officially the inventor of comedy

SGB: Play the Outer Wilds And Obra Din

pichuis: thank you Apollo Justice Ace Attorney you ended the threat of smirkhuman youre truly the greatest video game

D4nk: Thank you for all you've taught me I have ascended to a higher plane of existence I no longer kin Mikan I'm a Hiyoko kinnie now

Rei: goin to jail rn but I just wanted to say, i didnt post smirkhuman at least not when stealphie died

clem: anyway wanna go get subway?

Apollo: I don't care about subway

clem: you don't care about subway? bro

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